I know you're counting down the days until you leave my class,

but after looking at the progress reports, are you sure you all will pass?

Luckily for you, I've been keeping track of other grades

that don't appear on progress reports; but here are the grades you've made.

In "Talking with your Neighbor" you all will get high marks.

And everyone will get an 'A' in "Making Silly Remarks."

There has been exemplary performance in "Staring Into Space."

'A-plusses' all around for "Leaving A Mess Around the Place."

The entire class gets honors in "Ignoring What I Say."

And when it comes to "Making Excuses", well, is anything higher than an 'A'?

"Complaining About Homework" and "Whining About Recess"

are the two subjects where this class is at its best.

"Whipping Through the Morning Work As Fast As You Can Go"

and "Reading Without Opening Your Book" are both quite difficult, I know.

But in both of these, you have excelled. I'm sure your family's proud.

Of course we simply can't forget "Reading Silently, Very Loud!"

But one subject alone will keep you all from being held back.

Words cannot describe how good you are at "Annoying Mr. Mac!"