There are three weeks of school left, but wouldn't you know,

Our numbers are already dwindling; one student decided to go!

But the rest of you are all stuck here. Stuck right here, you see.

With Morning Work and Spelling and Math exams and me!

It hardly seems fair does it? Elsewhere, children play.

But, not you. You stay in school and work, throughout the day.

Do you hear distant peals of laughter? Somewhere, someone is having fun!

But all you get is "Here's your test." and "Hurry! Aren't you done?"

I know you want vacation to start, but it hasn't and you're sad.

All I can say, from the bottom of my heart is "Well ain 't that just too bad!"

This is the part I live for! I get to torment little kids!

Now is my revenge time, for all the mean things that you did.

So when you hear the far-off laughing, and you think of others having a good time.

Remember the giggling that you hear isn't theirs; it's mine!