It's cold again this morning, but the state can keep you warm.

Apparently, they think heat is generated by filling out FCAT forms.

It's FCAT Science Day today, and tomorrow too.

When we're finished with these tests, what ever will we do?

Well, there's FCAT Social Studies, and FCAT Health, of course.

When you take the FCAT Music test, will you sing until you're hoarse?

There's FCAT P. E., and FCAT Media, and FCAT Guidance, yet to go.

Don't forget FCAT Lunch, and FCAT Recess, and FCAT Going Home.

And just when you start to think there's no more FCAT you can take,

Next month, we take FCAT Walking in Halls, followed by FCAT Bathroom Break.

No, relax. You're almost done. After tomorrow, you can cheer.

And then we'll start preparing for the FCAT tests you take, next year.