Your vacation is over. Welcome back.

Don't forget your good news; no Mr. Mac.

I might be in my car, I might be in the skies,

but remember whatever you do, I have my spies!

Are there cameras hidden, watching you now?

If you mess up, Ill find out. The question is how.

My network may involve well-placed microphones.

So when you're plotting with friends, are you REALLY alone?

Whatever mischief you're doing, do you really have doubt,

that one of your classmates might rat you out?

I may not be there but I hear and I see

everything you do. Just wait and see.

Mrs. Harris will tell me, other teachers will too.

No matter what happens, I'm watching you.

What's that in the ceiling? Is that a camera in the vent?

Are you really sure that I even went?

Maybe I'm hiding and trying to trap you.

Think about that when you decide what to do.

You might want to look over your shoulder when doing Morning Work.

Be cautious rounding corners, where a teacher may lurk.

I'm PROBABLY kidding. There's no need to fret.

I MAY have said these things, just to make you sweat.

I know I can count on you, all trouble you'll avoid.

But do me a favor, look up paranoid.