There's something REALLY fishy going on around this place.

You can't imagine the look I had plastered on my face.

When I checked my web site yesterday, to see if I had erred,

I was shocked and mortified! Your Morning Work was not there!

Had some hacker broken in? (I immediately thought of Eddie).

What other reason could there be for Morning Work not being ready?

The web-hosting company assured me everything was fine.

The problem certainly wasn't theirs, so it obviously was mine!

Is a sinister plan afoot? Who could be behind this plot?

Whatever happened, I don't know, but it's bothering me a lot

While this nefarious deed is sorted out and I get to the bottom of this caper,

here's today's Grammar Giggles and Morning Math.(You will need graph paper).

Yesterday's work is there too. You must do it as well.

Why was it missing? Who is at fault? Only time will tell. . ..