Another shortened school week. Four days instead of five.

Between hurricanes and holidays, you are somewhat deprived.

I can only imagine the pain you feel, the torment of being away.

When there's so much schoolwork to be done, who can be bothered with play?

Who wants to have a skateboard, when you can have a chalkboard instead?

Why waste time watching videos, when you can have equations dance in your head?

The joys of learning and knowledge - that's what's important to kids.

Not goofing around, watching TV, or wearing clothes the dress code forbids!

Does no other adult understand you? I know that school is the place

where you feel your best, you're happy and free, and a smile is glued on your face!

You can breathe deep the sweet air of learning. Let the warmth of knowledge fill you.

Once more the birdies are singing. Once more you have Morning Math to do.

Grammar Giggles is also here. Once again your world is complete.

No more time off to deal with. You're back! Now, ain 't that just SWEET?

But wait! It gets even better! You'll be very happy to know

there's no more days off for nearly a month! (unless tropical winds start to blow)