Good Morning you ghouls! It's All Hallows Eve; a day I don't understand.

Kids and adults dress up in costume, and fan out all over this land.

Children go out and extort candy from all of their friends and their neighbors.

Stomachaches, obesity, and cavities are all that they get from their labors.

And what happens if they don't get a treat? They have many tricks up their sleeves.

They TP the house, soap up the windows, and break jack-o-lanterns out in the street!

No, I'm afraid nothing good can come of this day. It's a night of hooligans and nothing more.

Which explains why I will be out this night, scaring anyone who comes to my door!

The little ones, they will be crying. The older ones, too scared to speak.

When I jump out of the bushes, screaming (Halloween is no time for the meek)!

Behave yourselves and have fun tonight. Stay off of the poorly lit street.

And here's Morning Math and Grammar Giggles. They aren't a trick, they're a treat!