Your Morning Math is on your desk. Grammar Giggles in its usual place.

You have a couple tests today (Oh, get that look off of your face).

It's not all bad! You also have other activities,

that brings a smile to girls and boys (and sometimes even me).

One is Beat the Teacher! With a new and improved theme song!

And the Beat the Teacher Dancers! They'll help you sing along.

Of course, we'll have an auction. I have new items up for bid.

And did you complete your homework? I'm hoping that you did.

Because we'll try out Homeworkopoly, to see where the problems are.

And before you know it, you'll be home and I'll be headed to my car.

A couple tests. A couple games. Not too bad a day.

But don't worry, I'll find SOMETHING to complain about anyway!