We had a staff meeting this morning about the quality of school air.

People have been complaining about all the pollutants there.

There's dust and dirt and pollen and mold and some weird smell.

They asked me where the problems start, and I didn't want to tell.

But I had to. I had no choice. It's my job to tell so I did.

The reason that our air is so bad? It's all these rotten kids!

Face it. You smell funny. And not the funny where you laugh.

I guess we'll have new vocabulary words. One is shower. The other bath.

We should change our Morning Work and add another task, I think.

We'll have Grammar Giggles and Morning Math and Wash Off In The Sink.

Then we all can breathe again. Our air, at last, will be clean.

At least until this afternoon; I hear the cafeteria is serving beans!