When taking apart your owl pellet,

Be careful that you don't smell it.

They do have a bit of a stink.

But it's still fun, don't you think?

Our day is not just owls and their puke.

Coach's card, for example. Are we done, Luke?

We have centers to do and jobs yet to complete.

Maybe some recess. Wouldn't that be sweet?

But before everything else, you know what comes first.

It's Morning Work, all wrapped up in a verse.

There's Reading, of course. What will happen in Hoot?

Math problems to solve and Spelling to boot!

There's even a Science question for you.

It's all about the little owl who . . .

(get it? Owl Who!)

My jokes and my poems are getting quite weird.

What do you want? Seven and a half days 'till the end of the year!