We've reached the end of another week, only three more left this year.

Sixteen days and twenty-six kids, that won't divide equally, I fear.

But somehow I must make it work, they all must be the same.

'Cause if I don't yell at them equally, it would be a shame.

If I yell at two kids every day, that makes thirty-two.

Then six kids would be yelled at only once. I don't think that's fair. Do you?

Those six kids would be left out. Yelled at only once?

I HAVE to figure this one out. Am I a Mathematics dunce?

If I yell at each kid four times a day, that makes one hundred four.

That doesn't give me enough time! I need more school days. MORE!

Do Reading, and your Science, while I figure this one out.

There just has to be a way to divide equally my shouts.

Social Studies and your Writing also must be done.

While I compute a way you ALL can share the fun!

Wait! I think I have it. Can the solution be..?

I will yell at all of you from 8:30 'till a quarter to three!