It's been a week and a couple days since you've given school a thought.

So here's a "Welcome Back!" reminder of the stuff you all forgot.

Two plus two is forty-six. Your bones and teeth are made of stone.

A noun is a mineral property and Ponce de Leon invented the phone.

The Similies and the Metaphors are two Native American tribes.

They came looking for the Fountain of Youth and found it in 2005.

Somehow these things just don't sound right. Did I make a mistake?

I think it just might be possible, I took too long for break!

What can we do to get it back? How can we remember forgotten things?

The answers lie in the knowledge that the Morning Work always brings.

We'll start out slow this morning. No Science or Social Studies.

I'll even let you start things off, by meeting with your buddies.

For a few minutes, anyway. Then you have Reading and Math to do.

And if you've kept your handheld charged, there's tickets here for you.

When you're done with Language and the Writing, take a look around this site.

I've been adding to it all this week. I even worked on it last night.

One last thing, that Fountain of Youth? It really does not exist.

Because if it did, I know for sure, I wouldn't look like this!