It's Wednesday, but it's Thursday, 'cause on Friday, you're not here!

So the Spelling Test's tomorrow., which seems to me, quite near.

And if you like to wait 'till Thursdays, to shove the words into your head,

your "last minute study" Thursday is now Wednesday night instead.

Thursday's Social Studies test, will be, of course, today.

I just hope that "Beat Your Teacher" won't get in the way.

We play that game on Friday, which is Thursday, do I have that straight?

Then, if Thursday now is Wednesday we may already be too late!

You have five days of Science that we're squeezing into four.

With two left, by my calculations, after today, we'll have two more!

This really is confusing. I'm not sure what day it is.

We are either going to take, or have taken, a Math and Reading quiz.

Not only are our days mixed up, the time is messed up, too.

You didn't start your Morning Work, 'till sometime after noon!

So "Good Luck" on this Wednesday. Or is it Thursday? I don't know!

Whatever day it is today, there's one more day to go.